An unconscious man was found in the streets. When he woke up at the hospital he demanded to get his balls back. What happened?
A burglar entered an appartment of a handicapped man. As he entered the bedroom the handicapped man woke up. They got into a fight and the handicapped hit him between the legs with his crutch. The burglar screamed and jumped out of the window he came in. During his getaway he lost his consciousness. The burglar victim in the meanwhile had found a testicle within his appartment and tried to explain the incident to the at that time unbelieving police.
In Russia you do not have an easy life as burglar.