Broken Nose
Two men came into the Severe Burns Unit of a Hospital. What happened?
Two homosexual guys were having a felching session with a gerbil. One of the guys stuck a cardboard toilet paper tube up his partner's rectum and slipped the gerbil in. The two had come up with a codeword when to stop with the procedure. As the gerbil penetrated the man calls the codeword so his partner tried to get out the gerbil. But it did not come out. So he struck a match and tried to attract the gerbil and lure it out. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas within the colon. Flames shot out the tube and ignited the cave explorer's hair severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up the colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, shooting the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball. The one man suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, and his partner suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. The gerbil did not survive.
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