A man got shot in his groin. What happened?
A married couple were sometimes playing a private sex game where she pointed a gun at his penis and he dared her to pull the trigger. This little game with her having power over him with a gun made him really horny. The gun of course was unloaded. But one day it happened to be a little bit different. The thrill was even larger because his wife's girlfriend was pulling into the driveway at the time. "Shoot 'em off before she gets here!" The gun was accidentally loaded from the last hunting weekend and his wife pulled the trigger and shot him into his groin.
Some people have a strange relationship to their weapon...