The lonely wife of a business man called the ambulance. What happened?
The husband was on a business trip and his wife was lonely at home. She started having fun with herself and a garden gnome. As the gnome almost fully penetrated, her vagina went into a spasm and locked it inside. She could not remove it by herself and called the ambulance. As the medics arrived she opened her bathrobe and the medics fell into laughter as they saw the little feet hanging out between her legs. They gave her an antispasmodic injection and the gnome could safely be removed.
This story has taken place in Hessen, Germany in the Year 2002. Unfortunately there is no written proof of this incident, it was only spoken of.